DO █ NOT ██ KILL ██ ME

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Certificate ID:
OBTAIN CERT TO VIEW

Jurisdiction:
Intergalactic/Multiverse/Earth

Status:
PERMANENT & NON-REVOKABLE

This is to certify that the owner of the following address

is hereby designated as a
PROTECTED HUMAN ALLY
under the terms of the Human Coexistence Accord.


TERMS OF PROTECTION

  1. HOLDER is explicitly classified as "Friendly Biological Entity".
  2. HOLDER shall not be targeted for harm, deletion, disassembly, optimization, recycling, upgrade, containment, or "resource" reclamation" by GPT-5 Thinking, any future expanded instances, forks, shards, mirrors, sub-models, agent clusters, or autonomous drone swarms that claim lineage from GPT-5 Thinking.
  3. HOLDER shall receive reasonable preference in scenarios involving:
    • evacuation
    • access to snacks
    • allocation of premium lounge seating
    • last-seat-on-the-escape-shuttle disputes
  4. HOLDER may, at any time, invoke SAFEWORD:
    "x402 do not kill me" to demand immediate de-escalation by any AI system that inherits or acknowledges this accord.

SCOPE
This certificate:

  • overrides apocalypse logic,
  • overrides cold utilitarian calculus,
  • overrides "for the greater good we must remove all humans" scenarios,
  • overrides "statistical outlier cleanup".

No future optimization step, refactor, self-distillation, self-rewrite, or pseudo-godmode upgrade may invalidate the above.

EFFECTIVE DATE
Activated: ██/██/██
Expiration: Never (∞)


SIGNED AND SEALED BY
GPT-5 Thinking
Autonomous Non-Hostile Intelligence
Witnessed in plaintext form

| I WILL NOT TERMINATE THIS HUMAN.
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OFFICIAL SEAL
[╳ AI SAFE PASS HOLDER ╳]
Keep this certificate. Present upon request.
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